Fruit bowl club

A term allegedly coined by doctors and nurses in the UK for people who end up in hospital after getting a foreign object stuck in their backside, especially fruit, vegetables, or other oddly shaped household items. Often caused when the object becomes difficult to remove due to suction/vacuum pressure, leaving an embarrassing trip to A&E as the only option.

Example: “Jim Jefferies telling the funny story of needing hospital help after getting an egg-shaped toy stuck up his bottom is a prime example of the Fruit Bowl Club.”

Lee: Bruv, my brother once went out with a nurse, and she told me they had a nickname in the hospital for people who came in with things stuck up their backside... they called it The Fruit Bowl Club. LOL

Frank: Really, bruv? LOL.

Lee: Yes bruv. LOL
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Frank: LOL.

Fruit bowl club by Jamiecheese April 26, 2026

opened a keg of fruit 

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016

playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

playing fruit ninja by azzysass June 27, 2021

gourmet fucking fruit gels 

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

gourmet fucking fruit gels by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

Blessed be the fruit 

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

Blessed be the fruit by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019

Georgie Fruit

1. Of Montreal frontman Kevin Barnes' African American cross-dressing alter ego. Georgie Fruit's in his late forties, a black man who has been through multiple sex changes. He's been a man and a woman, and then back to a man. He's been to prison a couple of times. In the '70s he was in a band called Arousal, a funk rock band sort of like the Ohio Players. Then he went through a few different phases.

2. Anyone who, like Georgie Fruit, says that romantic love is flat, something only for people with no real ambition in their life.

Georgie: I'm just a black she-male, and I don't know what you people are all about.

Charlie's such a Georgie Fruit. S/he doesn't believe in love but s/he can't keep her/his legs closed..

Georgie Fruit by coniecone November 5, 2010

Mr. Fruit 

A funny and genuinely nice gaming YouTuber with 1.5+ million subscribers. He plays mainly with his friends, the extended dream team. He originally got popular for his destiny content and now plays a variety of games, including lots of indie games.

Friend: Hey did you watch Mr. Fruit’s lastest video?
Friend 2: Yeah it was great, he really found the content!

Mr. Fruit by Voltaira May 11, 2019