jesus freak

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!

Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!

by Stan Lightsaber July 30, 2008

Jesus Freak

A Jesus Freak is someone like me! ; a freak who loves Jesus!!!:D WOOOO!

Friend: much happen this weekend?
Jesus Freak: met Jesus!
Friend: o, so ur like a Jesus Freak or sumin?
Jesus Freak: yep, a freaky jesus freak :D
Friend: - I can tollerate u being a christian, but dont b tryin to convert me n stuff ;P
Jesus Freak: ha-yer,dont worry -its ur choice if u ever wanna ask me anything
Friend: fat chance! :D

by TheJesusFreak January 23, 2009

freak nasty

describing something vulgar or exceeding the norm of acceptable nasty content.

"dude, did you see the wedgie on that fat chick?"
"yeah, that was freak nasty"

by StephanieSheets August 4, 2005

feck

Feck is a word to basically describe a chinless person. It's where your face and neck are sort of one big chunk. Where your face and neck blend together and you have no chin. It is a combination of the words "Face" and "Neck". It is most commonly seen on overweight people, but skinny people can have fecks too. Tori Spelling is a good example of a skinny person with a feck. The term was coined by Kelly Roman of Astoria, Oregon in 2007.

Vince: "Holy shit! Did that lady swallow a brick?"

Kelly: "No, she just has a raging feck"

Vince: "Word"

by Vince Roman May 5, 2008

jesus freak

A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.

An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.

Bob: "Look at that Jesus Freak picketing the gay bar,I bet he's a closet homo!"

by jsd9632 October 24, 2011

joy the midget freak

a person who is small in stature and mind. A ' Joy the midget freak' is often a loner, someone who doesn't intergrate well with other living beings. Someone who always think they are right, but very rarely are.

Generally a oxygen theif not liked by others.

Oh my god look at your gunger hair your such a joy the midget freak

by vag4life January 6, 2008

Jesus Freak

A born again Christian who lives their whole life completely for Jesus Christ who first died for us. A Jesus freak is not ashamed of their belief and love for God. God is number one in a Jesus freak's life. A Jesus freak is totally on fire for God and just wants to spread the love of Jesus Christ.

I am 16 years old and I am a TOTAL Jesus freak and not ashamed of it because Jesus has given me more than anyone else ever could.

I don't really care if you label me a Jesus freak...There ain't no disguising the truth!

by On_Fire_For_God September 7, 2008