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ONLY THE MANLYISH OF MEN CAN JOIN FOOTBALLTWT🤣🤣🥶🥶😈😈‼️‼️‼️🎣🎣🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND FUCK DREAM STANS
WOO WHO ELSE IS IN FOOTBALLTWT
by benchtvt September 4, 2021
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football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
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football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g
by idektbf November 19, 2021
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FOOTBALL

FOOTBALL IS THE MOST MANLIEST FUCKING SPORT EVER! EVERYTIME A PLAYER CATCHES A FOOTBALL, IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOUR PAAANTS! EVERY THURSDAY, SUNDAY AND EVEN MANLY MONDAY! THERE IS A NEW GAME IN THE ROUGH HOUSING BONANZA WE CALL FOOTBALL! AAAAAAAHHHHH, I FEEL THE ADRENALINE FROM JUST TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FOOTBALL! POP OPEN YOUR TOSTITOS AND BEERS MEN BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS THE SHIT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOMEN CAN LIKE FOOTBALL TOO! UUUUUUUUUUUH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

FOOTBALLKING IS OUT!
MAN 1: HEY!
MAN 2: WHAT?!?
MAN 1: READY TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME!
MAN 2: DAMN STRAIGHT!
MAN 1: WOOOOOOO-
MAN 2: WOOOOOOOOO
MAN 1: POP OPEN THOSE BUD LIGHTS!
MAN 2: OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!!!
by Mariachi_Lobster December 2, 2021
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Football

Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)

It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈

Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH
by alexdevries January 5, 2022
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football cards

It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them
by Urgirlbeetie February 1, 2022
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Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball
Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet
by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022
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