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Flagshagger
Someone who thinks patriotism can only be extreme nationalism.
Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.
The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.
All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.
Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.
Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.
The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.
All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.
Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.
Hey have you been to 'parler' recently?
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!
Or
Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?
Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!
Or
Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?
Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.
Flagshagger by terry fuckwitt1 September 4, 2020
flagpole wedgie
a hanging wedgie on a flagpole.
i am a victim of wedgies to bullies. once i came to school early. unfortunately, so did the bullies. they saw me. they ran to me, took off all my clothes except my white undies, tied me up, carried me by my undies to the flagpole, made me drink five big glasses of water, and lifted me up by my undies to the top of the flagpole. one of the bullies videotaped the whole thing. the flag pole is REALLY high. every kid in school saw, and they laughed and took pictures and videos of me. i kept peeing. the buses left, and the teachers were at a meeting, so two hours after the buses left, one of the teachers saw and got me down. i was in that wedgie for 10 hours. my butt still hasnt recovered from that flagpole wedgie.
flagpole wedgie by Christopher Diddise March 11, 2008
Greasing the flagpole
i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.
Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!
Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!
Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
Greasing the flagpole by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009
flagstaff
An idealistic mountain town with incredible views of the San Francisco Peaks and unrealistic optimism stemming from the 15,000+ college students at the state university. Many trustafarian, second-home buyers, mountain bikers and winter lovers. Great place for an outdoor vacation or a pint from one of three brew pubs.
flage
Camouflage for strippers