Fuck me in the ear

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.

I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...

by Scar01 November 7, 2010

fuck honey

The secretions of a good fuck session

After Herb and Beatris finished 69ing, they had made some good fuck honey.

by SwoleCole April 23, 2016

Fuck Urban Dictionary Editors

Why the fuck are my words being rejected by yall

Me when my definition got rejected: Ugh, FUCK URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS

by Fuckindianairlines June 11, 2020

PC fuck

and insult used by prisoners from the general population to describe someone who is either in protective custody or someone who they feel should be in protective custody. This would usually include sex offenders, child molesters, child murderers, ex cops and may include pussies or just plain goofs.

That fuckin skinner was involved in a child abduction case? Let's get that PC FUCK!!!!

by dimebagbryan January 27, 2010

Party-fuck

Verb- A synonym for gangbang.

I'm going to get three of my best friends and party-fuck you like a sophomore at a private school.

by EDKirk November 27, 2011

Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair

My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

by PC_is_out_of_hand July 17, 2016

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby

“I’m gonna go fuck your man”
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”

by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020