Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017

Fat Fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity whose also an overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.

Nic is a fat fuck

by MrShagYourMom February 12, 2020

fat-mily

a group of 6 people who stick together for eternal. always supporting each other, playing with each other and always the most important people to each other. unbreakable bond.

fat-mily is just goals!

by fatmily.jy June 21, 2017

fat privledge

The rights certain people are entitled to over other simply because the person is fat.

I have fat privledge so I don't need to run that mile for class.

by The Big Thicc August 12, 2019

fat bastardry

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

by vish213 August 10, 2010

friend fat

An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.

I'm shedding some friend fat today...

New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy

by dalethefarmer December 20, 2010

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 08, 2009