vegan farm

a garden

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!

by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017

Clifford Farm

Meaning to have a low cs ( creep score ) compared to everyone in the game called League of Legends.

Jungle Kayn: "Why does our Yorick have such a Clifford Farm".

Top Yorick: "Shut up I'm carrying your ass out of bronze".

by Justicale October 29, 2017

Gweilo farm

A place where Gweilo's are taken to be harvested for meat, while their excessive fat is used to make soap. Similar to a Gulag, few Gweilo's make it out alive, which is good, because if they did survive they would likely attempt to re-colonize your country. It is for this reason that Gweilo farms are expanding as a major policy initiative of the East-Asian alliance.

Honey, looks like we're out of meat. I'll head down to the Gweilo farm to pick up some fresh meat for us. They're so much better and cheaper than Trader Joe's!

by Petro-Muranny September 13, 2025

Farming

The new GOONING update. Consists of three pillars/steps; Milking, Feathering, and the option Shedding

Bro have you tried the new Farming method?
What the hell is farming.
Bro is out of touch

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024

farm

to mess something up; to screw up badly

I tried to give myself a haircut last night and I totally farmed it

I was making pizza earlier but I farmed it real bad because I forgot the tray in the oven

by KungFuJasper June 16, 2018

farm it out

to send work to someone to be done away from one's normal place of business; to subcontract work.

You need to investigate her. Don't farm it out.

by Planetecc December 5, 2016

Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025