Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

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wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny

person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."

by zero two's darling July 13, 2021

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Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.

Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in

by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011

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FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)

woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!

by TheDumbdumb August 4, 2021

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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

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