tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.

Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .

by karss April 12, 2016

cheese fap

Too cum in someone’s sandwich

Did you cheese fap today ?

by Cheese cap master June 03, 2021

cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich

Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?

by June 03, 2021

fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

novotel fap

The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates

Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in

Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap

by Fap Monster !! November 23, 2021

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013