ely

an enoying crappy basketball player who is self senterd and a retard

a huge dick is such an ely

by lacklen May 2, 2018

Eli

The name of the realest mf you'll ever meet.

Eli is my best friend. I love him.

by d1a7a August 2, 2023

Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020

Eli

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet

Eli is my friend

by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021

Eli Aldridge

A friend that you hang out with him every day and sometimes call him daddy. But he is a great friend over all and you love him like family. And he will be there for every day at any time because y'all are just family together and he is just a wonderful person that you love.

Eli Aldridge is my Best friend

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

geri-eli

Strong, funny, independent pot head who can't play basketball or jump rope.

Why is Geri-Eli high again?

by Hahahahahahahhhh June 12, 2017