shit in the dark

When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.

I took a shit in the dark while writing this.

by Ltlxlyfyyfoyfy April 2, 2021

iT’s JuSt DaRk HuMoR

This is what cishet tiktok boys say as an excuse mostly for being sexist but also homophobic and sometimes racist.

Girl on tiktok: men are trash. I went on a date with a girl and she was NICE TO ME????? I didn’t know they were supposed to do that
Boy in comments: ur gonna die alone you fucking f*ggot I hope you get raped and you turn straight again
Girl: that’s sexist and homophobic
Boy: it’s just dark humor you girls don’t get it

by Gay pineapple July 15, 2020

Dark Star

-A star that has dark motives.

-A bright person with a dark heart.

-Beautiful, yet deadly.

-A star that no one can see but everyone can feel.

-Queen of Darkness

-The Loving Wife of a Man named Strength or Strengthy.

-The Demonic Woman who commands all darkness.

Strength was shot down, and Dark Star cried her dark tears, flooding the world with eternal darkness.

by SecretAdmirer September 30, 2004

Dark Bengalaas

A dark version of the bengalaas (which is a purple tiger, that lives on Auir, and is seen in the game 'Starcraft').

The dark bengalaas tore through the throast of the weakling human.

by Coronach March 15, 2003

Darkbot

the act of being raped by a Vietnamese boy while on a Ferris Wheel eating candy

"Last night I got Darkbotted!"

by Sploosh! May 18, 2008

Dark Knight

The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover

Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?

Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!

by Pike Bitch May 20, 2013

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008