douche bag

(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.

Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.

by owee March 3, 2010

Douche Bag

A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.

After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.

by darKARooo April 18, 2009

Douche Gel

Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair

Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.

by vingratis March 22, 2009

pulling a douche

1. When someone does something particularly douchy they are said to be "pulling a douche"
2. Doing something dishonorable; going back on your word.

"Where's John? He said he'd be here." "I guess he's pulling a douche on us."

He really pulled a douche when he jizzed in her eye.

by ishydaro May 5, 2006

touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016

Drop Douche

When the guitarist or bassist in your bands guitar is obviously out of tune, yet they keep playing anyways thinking there's nothing wrong with it.

Dude tune your guitar and stop playing in drop douche.

Person 1: That sounds terrible!
Person 2: Thats cuz he's playing in drop douche.

by outoftune July 10, 2009

Metro Douche

A male who you think is homosexual but is actually an arrogant prick who cares a lot about his appearance

Did you see George today?
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!

by Dumbledorn September 16, 2009