Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

by themanginger August 3, 2014

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Frunk N' Donuts

To get very high, and go to dunk n' donuts, mostly never performed correctly, Frunk N' Donuts needs to be performed in the company of a hillarious jew.

yo me and malichai were gonna Frunk N' Donuts, you wanna come?

by Mtaylor1057 January 22, 2009

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One of gods mosts prized gifts that he could of sent down with the human race. That took eons to make this luscious Circle Dough of goodness. Jesus's fat step brother was the one who originally had the idea for this but every time he would make one he would eat it. It can also be called an organism of dough that will make you nut.

Donuts, Gods Gift, Orgasim of Icing in your mouth, Awesomeness, Fried Dough Circle. Sweet Vagina Bagel. Dough, Nut, Bagel and of course Krispy Cream Donuts,

by Krispy McCream March 21, 2010

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powdered donut hole

A penis contortion using only the testicles. Formed by making the brain, and sprinkling Gold Bond on top.

Dude, I got you a powdered donut hole at the donut shop.
Awwww...you peckersneeze.

by puppeteer August 31, 2006

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Cum Filled Donuts

A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.

boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"

friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"

boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!

by A International Poon Handler February 11, 2009

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