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Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox
Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!
by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021
mugGet the Dong long deliverymug.

Dong e a fong

Bitch are u dong e a fong?
by Ljdaruler December 23, 2022
mugGet the Dong e a fongmug.

ding dong cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.
by Ding__dong June 29, 2022
mugGet the ding dong cheesemug.

All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis
Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor
by Shadmyre February 14, 2020
mugGet the All the dong placentamug.

Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.
Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.
by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019
mugGet the Ding dong fuckermug.

Choc-ice dong

Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van
He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.

Aww man, what a shame!
by Scarletspeedzter July 5, 2021
mugGet the Choc-ice dongmug.

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother
by Neferpizza November 28, 2021
mugGet the Ding Dong Brainmug.

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