Ding Xuan

She is a crazy woman and has a foot fetish, underwear fetish and likes spanking. She is very fast at running and hurdling and is also gay. She is wild and needs mental help.

John: oh is that ding xuan?
johnny: Yes! beware of her she is crazy bigg butt woman

by brusherrr January 02, 2022

Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 18, 2015

brain ding

Gets no bitches
loves coding
fatherless
fatty

look its brain ding

by fghjbv cfghnb February 24, 2022

Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"

by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

ding dong

penis pensi

my fucking ding dong what the fuck

by penis townsman September 02, 2022

Ding-Dong

Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.

1.) I heard a ding dong! that must mean that my party guests are here!
2.) You're a ding-dong

by Arithmitic February 25, 2022