Ring a ding ding

Double speak by members of The Ratpack

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?

by Taugether January 4, 2022

Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

by sepayne September 28, 2017

Saggy Saggy Ding Fro

The racist act of calling out a person of Asian decent online, usually for hacking or ping.

Stop hacking you Saggy Saggy Ding Fro.

by SiR_Happy October 8, 2016

Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

Ding

You say ding after a rude comment from your significant other. It keeps tally of the smart ass remarks so your significant other recognizes the need to back down. It’s the word you say prior to a argument escalating.

Ding : To bring attention to one’s smarts ass remarks.

“Hey hunny have you been on a scale lately”

Ding!

(Condescending tone) Wow, you really cleaned the house!

Ding

by #Templar43 February 3, 2019