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what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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did you mean…

1) when you write something incorrectly on google and google has to correct you.
2) when you actually wrote something correct BUT google wants to correct you anyway
3) when you use the abbreviation ‘gorg’ and nobody gets it.
1) search bar: banananana. google: did you mean… banana?
2) search bar: wowoowowoowowow. google: did you mean… wowwowwowwowow?
3) raquelle: i don’t know, i think MY outfit is pretty gorg 🙄. barbie: raquelle, did you mean… gorgalicous or gorgetastic? raquelle: no BAR-BIE. i meant gorg!
by chloewritesdefinitions April 14, 2025
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Did I asked?

Child: I got an A grade on my test
Cash: Did I asked?
by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 26, 2022
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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did a Wulzy

To spill a drink out of someone’s hand. Usually with a plushie
Wulzy typically does this, therefore the action is named after him.
"I just did a wulzy to that girl named juniper twice!"
by zloothra June 17, 2024
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