Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018

Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Now that's how you drop a Deuce

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.

damn! that' guys on fire! Now that's how you drop a deuce!

by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018

deuce

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.

1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!

by Black107 November 1, 2006

Deuce

You know ur man,
Joe, or something,
Ah you do
With the mullet
Joe
Deuce
Ah you do

“Deuce man listen up!”

by nym.pseudo May 12, 2021

Drop a deuce

A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.

“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**

by Baby back bitch September 23, 2023

Honey Deuce

The phrase "Honey Deuce" is often associated with a delicious and refreshing cocktail originally created by Grey Goose to celebrate the US Open tennis tournament. It also is used in the subculture of scatophilia when one person urinates and defecates on another person for sexual gratification.

My date was so appreciative that I took them to the US Open that afterward they came back to my place and took a honey deuce on my chest.

by Juan McEnroe September 1, 2023