definition whore

1. a person whose only obsession in life is to make up fake definitions.

2. something pertaining to a false definition, whose only purpose is to make stupid people seem smarter

person one: Oh! I just made up the coolest word.
Person 2: umm... ookay?
person 1: yeah. it's actually a real word though because its on the internet dictionary.
Person 2: YOU SKANKY DEFINITION WHORE!!

by bugged December 4, 2007

definistration

A>to remove windows and replace with linux
B> to masturbate

"i just definistrated on my computer"

by Josh April 26, 2004

The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary

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This is the longest definition on Urbandictionary. Even longer than the second longest. (Duh...) Since M is a tied with W for the biggest character on most fonts, this is the longest definition possible.

by Literally Anyone January 1, 2017

nigger..the real definitions..

1.negro-A successful black person;rich black person.

2.nigger-Average black person;black person who is not associated with gangs but may have friends that are in gangs; a black person pretending to be in a gang or a thug

3.nigga-black person who is in a gang or crew; slang term used by black people to signify that someone is his friend; sometimes just said for the fuck of it.

1. damn that negro is rich
2. look at that nigger thinking hes all cool and shit.
3. Don't fuck with them niggas, there packing heat
4. aww shit!!..wuts up my nigga!!!

by Mushroom Tool November 6, 2006

nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

bad definition

see bad definitions

an example of an entry with at least one bad definition?

i dont know, how about this one: Taco Bell

by cliche cliche July 12, 2006

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

by Brey234 August 15, 2021