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Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
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