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Cooper

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other (publicly) doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump and has been since before his election, until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Cooper

When you come down with a bad case of little bitchitis and can’t work.
Hey boss, I can’t come in today, I think I’ve caught cooper”.
by Iratecheese February 9, 2021
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cooper dunn

don't really like this person, nothing personal, just attitude is really annoying.
by anonymous May 5, 2021
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Sheldon Lee Cooper

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo
Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon
by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024
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Cooper Green

Cooper is a stunning tall guy with deep blue eyes. He is dirty blond hair that is a little wavy or curly. He has a beautiful body and a even beautifully dick. He hasn’t dated any body yet but the ladies love him. If your around him he’ll make u smile as big as the sun.
I just was to be railed by Cooper Green
by Ilikelutzfloridakids February 1, 2021
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The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
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Cooper Syndrome

Cooper Syndrome

*noun*

A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.

*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."

*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy

*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
"He was all about ‘no rules, no ties,’ until he got hit with Cooper Syndrome at his sister’s wedding and started talking about protecting future generations."
by Deport October 1, 2025
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