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cannon

An ambiguous object. Possibly:

a) a cigar because one end burns like the fuse on a cannon
b) a blunt (cigar filled with weed) because after you smoke it you're head is going to explode.
c) any form of firework
d) a penis, cause after you suck it, it explodes in your face
e) a person, because they could blow you to bits in some way (pwn you)
f) the muscles (usually arm) of a person, because cannons are just bigger guns
g) a firearm, preferablly the one you use to kill the person using this ambigous word in front of you. Don't use this word, people will have no clue what you're talking about.
"What did you just say? Cannon?"
by K` October 24, 2005
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Cannon Balls

First Mate of the Seamen of the South
known for accuracy over speed, as he is fat and slow
AKA CB
hey wheres CB?
he hasnt caught up yet
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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noob cannon

In Americas Army it is the RPG-7. It just blows up anything it hits or in the general area. It is also called the "ROE Cannon" because it has a tendance to TK. If you stand behind the person shooting you will die and the explosion radius is so high that it will probably get teammates.
Player was blown up by DysfunctionalFORCE's rocket
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player1
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player2
Player 2: Wtf n00b cannon.
by Dysfunction January 10, 2004
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cannoned

Verbally shut down, counterpointed by overwhelming evidence, or just zinged badly.
You got NO neck, ya house got NO ceiling, you eat chicken with NO meat, and ya window IS ya front door.

Oooohh cannoned!
by Ben Berkowitz March 19, 2008
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Connor Victoria

When some girl has sex with her gay best friend because he has such a horsecock.
Is the rumour true about Victoria and her gay best friend Connor? He has such a huge penis, I would fuck him too. That's such a Connor Victoria!
by Connor Victoria April 25, 2009
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Connor Roth

A drunken asshole who poops a lot.
He's such a connor roth
by huricanedicksmasher February 11, 2013
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connor knight

A sexy beast that will be scared by a ghost eating toast halfway up a lamp post but all the girls still want him
by Nipple licking fun December 23, 2013
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