Club Singularity

The point at which the density of a dance floor at a club, party, etc. matches that of a collapsing neutron star. A nasty, sweaty neutron star.

Brodouche: "Bruh, you should get out there and try to get some."
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"

by ihatethat November 16, 2013

Joke club

Chelsea

Chelsea are a joke club who bottled the final of the fa cup.

by wagwarnblud May 15, 2021

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Pod Club

When a group of people get together to discuss a podcast after they all have heard it. Functions similarly to a book club.

My pod club is meeting this week to discuss this week’s episode of Waking Up.

by @BigMac February 23, 2023

Yato Club

A club where the all-mighty Yato is worshipped. If you join, you'll get a free fluffy fluff scarf from the god himself.

"I joined the Yato Club and I was promised the fluffy fluff scarf! Where is it?"

by icyhottodorokii September 19, 2020

Club Cookies

Club Cookies are another name a special pill that will give you the best time of your life (Ecstasy)

oi dave lad, wanna pop a few club cookies with me

by Bffhhgff October 13, 2020

wmwng club

“white men with no game club”
This club is for white men where having no game is part of their genes. These men come in packs and are very common in the wild. They all have some weird niche hobby that is the only thing that makes them unique.

Welcome Ryan to the wmwng club! He sold his 4th bag of the month yesterday which was enough to make his application very valuable.

by CamelCaseIsCool January 13, 2023