Chair Face

A smashed face resulting from being hit by a flying chair. Usually occurs when recipient has done something offensive or causes stress to the person throwing the chair.

Work on my tickets, or you'll finish the day with a chair face.

by jennyb52 June 12, 2015

caireann

Caireann pronounced cair-in meaning dark curly hair. Caireann is a girl's name of Irish origin, the name of a legendary ancestor of the High Kings of Ireland. Caireann Chasdubh was the mother of Niall of the Nine Hostages. They are funny and always want people to laugh. Sometimes they might act stupid but do not be deceived they are very smart and can easily fool you. They are kind and generous but don’t get on her bad side or she will never forgive you. They make great friends as they will always listen and give the best advice. Everyone wants to be around caireann and she is very active and always positive.

I wanna be a caireann

by Caitlinfinlanx October 17, 2018

Chairbag

A very boring person but you can’t say boring so you call them a chairbag

Me: samuel your a chairbag

Him:oh wow

by Impala__1967 April 5, 2022

Chit Chair

Aussie slang for shit yeah. Used when trying to emulate a rough as guts aussie bloke who agrees with ones point or argument.

Rex: "Hey Gary, do you agree that the local pub should reduce the price of their pints back down to $5?"
Gary: "Ahhh Chit Chair i do. Bloody thieves they are.."

by pedroew November 12, 2009

mullet chair

Chair that has a built in ability to lean back. Usually has an extra angled piece on the bottom to allow worry free leaning. Business can be conducted while the chair is flat, and partying can commence when leaning back.

"I'm so glad I can lean back in this chair. This is definitely the mullet of the chair world."

"What?"

"It's all business when I'm sitting normally, but it's a party when I lean back. The mullet chair."

by CountryTime October 17, 2011

Comfy chair

A common form of torture used in the Spanish Inquisition

Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

by Joink June 13, 2018

smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

by Seshie February 19, 2009