california potato 

when you jiz in a frying pan and cook it. (not california potato chip)

dude i cooked her the biggest california potato and she swallowed it whole.

california potato by tumtum September 11, 2005

California girl 

What the world thinks they are like: Cute, sexy, outgoing, basically your dream girl. The sad reality is

1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"

I went to California for a vacation after my days in good ol' Uruguay only to find that the people of California are generally assholes who are self centered and Anti-intellectuals. They think I need to be brown skinned because according to them, South Americans are mestizos just because they've seen Mexicans, but never Costa Rican (White), Dominicans (Mulatto), Peruvian (Native) or Latin America as a whole. They also think they are objects of worship and end up breeding from wedlocks after dating 400 men. I am glad I did not fall for the California girl trap, I did end up with a beautiful Australian girl in the end.

California girl by Emnesity September 23, 2010

california water 

water from Arizona (river water)

if its yellow let mellow if its brown flush it down. In Arizona when its brown flush it twice because California needs the water. California water is a gift from Arizona.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.

california water by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

california cupcake 

the act of giving anyone a swirly, then holding them down on the ground as you shit in there mouth, then ejaculate over the shit.

bullie says to friend" dude lets give that nerd a california cupcake"

california cupcake by evan stewart February 20, 2009

California pickup 

A convertible with the top down and loaded with goods, generally tall or bulky objects that will not fit in a closed vehicle.

"That privacy screen is too large to fit in my Crown Vic."
"True that, but it will fit in my California pickup."

California pickup by broogle March 22, 2009

California sundial 

When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.

Does anybody wana get on my California sundial?

California sundial by J FaRgZz July 7, 2011

California Sidewalk 

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

California Sidewalk by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012