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Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.
Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night
by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025
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Ice-cream butthole

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"
I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"
by anonymous July 31, 2025
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Butthole

When a 5 year old is not allowed to say the word “ass” in asshole but in reality makes it 1 googolplex times worse.
Kid: You are such a butthole!
Dude: dies
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 12, 2025
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Porky's Butthole

An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.
Did you watch Porky's Butthole last night? It sucked
by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025
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Butthole Molestation

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Loose Butthole

A butthole that is so enlarged it sometimes even falls out. This is achieved by being very very easy, just doing it with everyone. Some can even have their own cities inside of them they're that big. Usually achieved around college age, but it can happen at any time
Brody Frandsen has the biggest Loose Butthole on EARTH!
by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025
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