Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

fish butthole

its ,like a but hole but for a fish

Guy1: i like fish buttholes
Guy2: Kill yourself

by fish butthole man June 15, 2022

Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025

Butthole backblast

When you’re eating out someone’s ass from behind, and they let one rip in your face, sending small bits of poop onto your cheeks.

I was eating my girl out last night, I guess she had Taco Bell cause she hit me with butthole backblast.

by TheHiddenKel February 27, 2024

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje March 8, 2016

butthole

alexa brucculeri the fridge snatcher

”You alexa the butthole!”

by atenenie 1 November 15, 2019

Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023