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Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")
Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."
by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010
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Romantic Bro

someone who you kinda have feelings for (and they have feelings for you), but one party doesn't want to commit to a relationship. alas, you remain romantic bros -- basically the name for that weird stage in between friends and dating.
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: I like you too
Person 1: Wanna date?
Person 2: I would, but the thought of committing to a relationship freaks me out
Person 1: Ah, gotcha. Romantic bros?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Romantic bros!
by swaggy bagel December 10, 2019
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Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.
We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.
by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017
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funny, bro

Usuallly said when That One Guy in your discord friend list DMs you a bad joke the tenth time on a single day.
A: What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
B: Funny, bro.
by vii_urbdic May 3, 2021
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Eskimo bros

1. A joke from "the league"

2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros
by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022
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Bicep Bro

A term used to describe a niche demographic of young, adolescent men, not to be mistaken with the term curl bro.

Often recognised as a dickhead who after discovering tech-house has now substituted rugby, homophobia, and dark fruits for ketamine, Skateboarding clothing, and worshiping Bicep.

Can often be spotted lurking as a creature at your Printworks, Bristol uni, or instagram.
Person 1: Mate did you see that creature at Phonox last night being creepy? Such a weirdo.

Person 2: Yeah! What a freak, he’s a proper bicep bro. He should fuck off back to Surrey.
by InnerMole March 17, 2019
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bro PhD

A person who uses broscience often to try to prove points or explain things. Usually the broscience comes directly from his mind with no outside sources and no experience with the topic he is talking about.
Bro PhD Kyle just tried to explain the creation of the HIV virus, of course talking straight broscience the whole time. I didn't believe a word he said.
by fatassbob March 12, 2010
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