brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

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blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").

I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.

by 2848208164 October 17, 2013

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Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

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google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

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boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

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