Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.

Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"

by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014

Brandon

A Fuck Boy

P1: omg did Brandon text you?!
P2: i stopped replying, hes such a fuckboy

by askdm November 29, 2014

Brandon

A pussy

Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed

by gogirl69 September 19, 2016

Brandon

A Meme Shit Lord

Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi

by SenkaXD June 10, 2016

Brandon

A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.

God damnit, your being such a brandon.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Bradon

a kid who love men and to kiss every trash can and eats only bananas and kids, he thinks that the world is flat, he talks way too much and love to talk every ones ears off he is very mean .

Bradon, you eat way to many kids you are going to make your self sick.

by scout1492 December 13, 2021

Pulling a Brandon

Being a petty ass, overly sensitive whiny bitch who can't take a joke.

This guy was totally pulling a Brandon at a party because someone made a joke about his mom.

by ashielynn June 23, 2016