direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020

Cheeto Blindness

Too orange to see

Don had a bad case of Cheeto Blindness so he couldn’t see between the white lines.

by Totesmagoots October 3, 2020

blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes

Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes

by Truckie April 19, 2018

fine blind

when a nigga can't see how fine you are

"sis why don't he like me"

"girl I heard he was fine blind"

by aqua_25 October 4, 2017

emoji blind

When your poor ass too broke, and you got an old ass phone that can't keep up to date with new emoji, so all you see are blocks. Your ass blind to everybody's culturally appropriate shrugs, thoughtful smiley faces, and tacos.

Girlfriend: 🤷🏻 ♀️🤷🏻 ♀️
You: I can't see that. I'm emoji blind

by wokeupinapanic October 5, 2017

blind corner

Is the act of smearing habanero sauce on your elbow and farting, after the female person comes in the act of sex.

Last night I did the blind corner. I smeared Habanero sauce on my elbow, after my girlfriend came I dropped one.

by Maximumperformance April 26, 2017

wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017