half beanie

Having a condom on halfway and fucking a female. (It looks like a beanie on a dick)

Yo, I heard Tyler half beanied a bitch last night

by Half beanie legend January 23, 2023

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

Neck beanie

The art of leaving forskin up while having sex. (Soft sex)

Random girl “ya know, it was really nice, all we did was have neck beanie sex”

by Woofwoof27 February 21, 2023

Baby Bannister

Where one person fingers another in the anus, the anus clunches tightly and the fingerer has their finger guillotined off.

Oh no I've had a baby bannister, my finger is inside you. Can I have it back ?

by ColMustard06 August 21, 2023

geezer beanie

A hat for old people

That geezer has funky geezer beanie

by Crazy whiteboy October 9, 2023

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023

Tia Bannister

Are you a Tia reading this? Well i want you to know that you're perfect just the way you are, and yes if you're a Bannister then that means this is especially for you, hi Tia, ive known you for a few years, and those few years were the most special moments of my life for me, ive treasured you in my heart, i dont know if you remember me at all, or even care about me but just know that, you're absolutely perfect, beautiful, special, lovely and wayyyy more. Im sorry for revealing you're full name online but i just don't know how else to contact you, we dont even have to be friends again if you dont want too, i just want to know that you're okay and happy... and i miss you. Alot like alot alot. If you're still wondering who i am then heres a hint
Watermelon and pizza~

Yes its me Riya, love ya. Hope i get to see you again.
My instagram id is drin._.Crescent, if thats helps and you still want to talk to me then just dm me!

❤️

Tia Bannister is a gorgeous person, shes caring, thoughtful and loves cats!

by Laughsmileandlive! November 24, 2023