Eye of the beholder

When someone sees you with the head of your penis sticking out of your boxers.

Guy 1: Dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday!
Guy 2: NO WAY! What did she say?
Guy 1: She stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.

by Dirty Harry999999999999999999 June 26, 2012

Fatherless behavior

Word only used a bunch of people that think just because you have a dress style, pronouns or you’re part of the Lgbtq you don’t have a dad, which is embarrassing because they’re the ones without a dad that could teach them to read the damn bible since most of them say that lgbtq people are going to hell.

“Fatherless behavior” nah bro, just read the Bible instead of hating - 1 John 4:19-20 : Whoever says, “I love God,” but hates his brother is a liar. The one who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love the God whom he has not seen.

by D4rkpebble July 3, 2021

fatherless behaviour

if you say “fatherless behaviour” you are implying that you have a poop kink

“fatherless behaviour”
“what the fuck dude that’s disgusting!?”

by micahlmao September 4, 2021

Behl

Someone who has horns and loves bhelpuri.

Vaishali is so behl.

by Janni The Fanni November 28, 2009

Behazad

A person who is kind, forgiving, merciful, faithful, and loving. Eyes like the ocean, you could get lost in them forever. A person who is tall, and has many attractive materialistic characteristics such as clothes, shoes, accessories, and money. Known as one who is raw and has not much emotion of love but has a very soft side and is filled with love for certain people, and only allowes himself to reveal that side to those he is close with and respects. A person who is the strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs. He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with.

Girl #1: Hey, you know that guy Behazad?
Girl #2: OMG! Yes! He's the coolest guy ever!
Girl #1: I know right?

by AFG_Priince May 17, 2011

Behemouth

One huge mutha of a lady sasquatch, often found in American all girl pop groups that change their line up regularly due to the Behemouth making the other girls appear to be dwarfs.

En Vogue and Destiny's Child removed the Behemouth beauties from their line up as the camera lens on the video couldn't fit their heads in.

by Gumbelley-Dickie December 27, 2011

Behindsight

The foresight to realize that the chick in the tight jeans and the nice round butt, will in 10 or 15 years will have one the size of a house.

Thank God I had the behindsight back in high school to see that her ass would look like an over stuffed bratwurst in her later years.

by CanUbReal June 21, 2018