(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 02, 2022
I tried to convince my girlfriend to try anal but she's not into it. I wish she would be more open behinded.
by ozzysms November 04, 2014
American Mafia phrase that means when an LCN family opens up their rosters for recruitment, to bring in new made members.
Frankie, you've been on record for a while and you're a stand-up guy, so I'm gonna recommend you to the guy upstairs next time we open the books.
by Torelli_5150 May 20, 2023
It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
by wuce brayne January 08, 2014
When a female work colleague turns around, bends over her desk and drops her pants/panties to be taken from behind
by Figgyh December 11, 2018
"Did you hear that Jeremy homewrecked John and Emily's relationship?"
"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"
"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"
by Chek-apiece September 24, 2023
by sloftus April 03, 2009