Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.

Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.

by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011

ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.

My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.

by morranga July 13, 2011

Lucille Ball

Lucille Désirée Ball was an American actress, comedian, model, entertainment studio executive, and producer. She was the star of the self-produced sitcoms I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy, and Life with Lucy, as well as comedy television specials aired under the title The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.

Lucille Ball is the greatest femaleness comedian of all time!

by Desi Arnaz November 27, 2018

Jacob ball

A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan

Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball

by Yaboi is ... November 28, 2018

Medicine Balling

verb.

i) slang for reverse cowgirl *with a twist*

ii) When a a woman is performing the reverse cowgirl on an obese or largely bellied (see also; beer belly) man and uses the elasticity of the man's stomach to assist the bouncing motion like when sitting on a medicine ball.

I was medicine balling austin so hard last night, my abs are rock hard now

by TFKbaby January 7, 2019

gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

Fuego Balls

When you have either spicy wing sauce or hot sauce on your hand and casually rub your balls, usually is extremely painful.

"Bro Ricky got a SICK case of Fuego Balls!"

by Nighthelm June 4, 2018