bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.

jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!

by elcaci April 27, 2009

bangaboom

a loud noise capable of annyoying parents

he made a loud bangaboom noise to annyoy his parents

by the best adder October 8, 2003

bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.

by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006

bang goes

English colloquialism similar to American "There goes"

Well that was a waste of time and bang goes my morning

by Josh Mark January 1, 2009

bang diddle

used to describe something that's bangin.

that girl is bang diddle.
those sneakers are bang diddle

by jballz October 19, 2007

Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.

1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.

by Scrotumus May 9, 2008

bangabalistic

1.) Adjective to describe an event abundant in sexual activity.

2.) Adjective to describe someone addicted to sex.

1.) "I shagged twelve guys at the party last night: it was totally bangabalistic"

2.) "He has sex 47 times everyday: dunno about you but I reckon he's bangabalistic"

by Blondeboffin June 13, 2008