chive bomber

Someone who breaks into a bathroom stall and sucks the dick of the man sitting on the can.

Better prepare for that chive bomber you hear coming in.

by Coolkidswagfeet June 14, 2016

two-boober

A man or woman who puts their bra on two boobs at a time.

I know Tina puts her bra on one boob at a time, but I'm a two-boober, myself.

by crashintosara March 24, 2017

Sponge bobbed

When you like someone and you catch feelings for them. Like Sponge Bob catching jelly fish.

You know that new girl sponge bobbed Shane.

by O.Deenasty February 12, 2017

tosh-bobbler

Person who bobbles tosh: talks nonsense and is as enthusiastic and useful to a meeting as a puppy chasing leaves. Reads books on "how to get ahead in business" in spare time and misquotes them at work.

That new Project Manager is a right tosh-bobbler

by swampmeister September 20, 2017

striped-bobbler

A bisexual chick that happens to also be biracial. She gives you head and you cum so hard that she chokes. You use the body as a punching bag and occasionally a desk piece to hold little nick nacks and such

Yo that girl looks like a real striped-bobbler . I bet Timmy big toe can get in on some of that action.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Umbilical Bomber

A newborn baby that is strapped to a helicopter by its cord and has a c4 placed on it. When the chopper is over the drop zone the umbilical cord is cut from the chopper and the c4 is blown when the baby hits the ground.

Right now I really wish my cousin was used as an umbilical bomber.

by Baby_Bomber June 5, 2018

steven bobbett

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.

Steven bobbett does one good thing and that's sick dicks.

by RoosterKog June 8, 2018