Angry Ivan

After having sex with your partner, (preferably missionary with you on top), you get off of your partner and into the sitting position in between their legs, and you kick them as hard as possible in the genitals.

After I got done dropping a load in Jessica, She looked at me wrong, so I gave her the Angry Ivan.

by El Josh December 21, 2004

angry dragon

This is a move where, when someone is giving you head, you cum in their mouth; and before they have a chance to spit it out or swallow it, you tickle them so they will laugh and the cum will spray out of their nose. Hence looking like and angry dragon.

When your grandma was blowing me, I gave her an angry dragon.

by Philthy A. March 17, 2005

Angry Worm

when a girl is givin u head, right when ur about to cum, pull out and bust in her eye. then proceed to kick her in the shins with extreme force. at this point she should be on the ground. now step on her back and watch in pleasure as she squirms around trying to get up.

Dude, after i angry wormed jill, she broke up with me because she went blind in her left eye and had rugburn all over her body. but it was worth it because i put it on youtube!

by 'adscapfaod;f November 14, 2006

angry orgasm

when you cum while extremly angry.

when green tom shot casey in the eye, while haveing sex casey came and had an angry orgasm

by poopcuter July 15, 2008

angry sanches

the all mighty combination of the dirty sanches and the angry dragon use your imagination. hint takes 3 to perform 2 guys and 1 girl.

this chick was giving me head and my friend was boning her in the ass as i was cuming i hit here over the head and nutt came out here nose my friend came to and shuved his fingers in her ass and wiped the same finger on here upper lip. damn thats hard to give an example for.

by clintz the god February 19, 2004

angry cheesecake

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.

I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!

by Adam Hyndman June 29, 2008

Angry Jeezy

An act of such unspeakable filth that it has yet to be graphically described.

Girl 1: I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of an angry jeezy...
Girl 2: Sounds like a dirty sanchez...
Boy 1: Is it going to cost me several thousands of dollars?
Girl 3: ... and that's just the court fees.

by Granny Sage July 12, 2008