half-piped

while taking a shit, the turd curves up and collides with the nut sack!

Adam R was taking a shit and got half-piped!

by Zach Laflair March 20, 2008

half hung

a penis smaller than average.

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

by themacal December 02, 2006

Half-Sack

Someone who either has only one testicle, or a man with the balls to talk some shit yet not willing to back it up.

Cody is such a half-sack! He called me a pussy and then rolled off in his wheel chair! I was able to catch him though. I moved him to the intersection by the bar and put the brake on so he couldn’t move.

by CodyIsAPussyAssBitch January 09, 2018

Half-ers

A word used by a guy when he is too cheap to pay for the whole date.

"Hey babe, I didn't expect the bill to be this high ( after you already ordered) wanna go half-ers"?

by DatedACheapskate October 20, 2009

half-woke

When you somebody wakes you up and you know you ain't had enough sleep yet cause everything is all blurry and stuff doesn't make sense yet.

I wuz sleepin on the train and some bitch bumped into me and when she said sorry i ain't understand her cause i wuz half-woke.

by DarkNova December 09, 2001

half-smoke

A sexual act in which the penis is placed externally between the cheeks of the rear-end. This is akin to "doggy style dry humping" and is often an option when the vagina is temporarily inaccessible. Named after the Washington, DC, treat, most famous from Ben's Chili Bowl on U Street, because the act could be described as resembling a half-smoked placed on a bun.

She likes to half-smoke when she's on her period.

by U Streeter May 18, 2010

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015