Van-Austin

A short guy with absolutely no bitches.

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Austin

Slong dong sucking fag who wears Trans clothes at the shopping mart with a cucumber in his ass while beating his dick

Austin stole my cucumber put it in his ass and beat his dick

by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024

Austin

Austin is very kind and sweet and cares about others, he will listen and always be there for you, he is very considerate of others. He is also very funny and cute. We love Austin

Austin is very considerate

by kennneeeyyyyy April 7, 2022

Austin

A guy that pulls girls without his own knowledge. Probably smart too. Give your fellow Austin a goodnight kiss.

"OMG, is that guy named Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."

by ihatecatdoghotdog April 25, 2023

Austin Moment

When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.

Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."

by K13R4N July 24, 2021

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024