"I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
by Englot May 27, 2024
Get the Satan mug.Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
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Get the Satan mug.Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
Get the Messianic Satanism mug.The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
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Get the deliver dark souls to Satan mug.the word 'satan' actually means enemy and was christianed to meaning devil as in the lord of devil in some sence as lucifer was the king of devils he got the named satan and was also called that in the bible actually the word satan is suppose to be used as a common word tho it ended up being religious this is quite sad for those who are impressed by the past language
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