Jason

A really dumb kid who sucks at fortnite oh wait I can't say that word I'll get copyrighted!!

Jason you suck at fertnite!!

by FERTNITEBRUHHHH October 29, 2019

Jason Neymeyer

A man with a fantastic mustache.

"Dang, that guy is a real Jason Neymeyer! Neato 'stache, dude."

by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017

Jason

Jason’s are funny, dirty-minded, kind, and the type of guy you want to keep around. They can make you smile and laugh with so much as a few words. They love gaming, inside jokes, and have been through some tough times. Jason’s sometimes don't think before they say things which can insult you but they always come back and truly apologize.

Jason told me a joke that offended me but after not 3 minutes, he can back and apologized.

by Jadexo June 13, 2022

Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean August 13, 2017

3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?

3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled

by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

Jason

Extremely gay

He is very Jason.

by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025

Jason

Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.

Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’

by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020