Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

by Martyr0ne May 22, 2018

spin the bar

Buy the patrons in the bar a round of drinks.

Brian won money so he decided to spin the bar.

by Sugartits87 August 20, 2018

Musli bar

Slightly crunchy with hints of salt, bean flavoured saturation topped with onion ring corn puffs, and butter nut scotch pudding.
A delicious muesli bar renamed.

Bean is like salad with hints of dressing and musli bar.
Salad is like vain sculpture.

by MrBeenyButFace March 20, 2022

roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

gay bar

a place where nuclear wars are started

gonna start a nuclear war in a gay bar

by skadosteve June 06, 2022

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 09, 2021