dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it

person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas

by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022

Dildo

a dildo is a very hot sexy hot sexy toy for the sexy sexy time between a woman or a man , or a gay and a gay just go on google to see what the penis 12 incher looks like

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit

by dildo sexy lover 1234569 April 28, 2023

sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

sonic dildo

a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body

"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"

by loliknow April 25, 2014

dildo quencher

The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market

“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”

by JiggleBomf the 4th July 20, 2023

Hamster dildo

Kinny in a definition

Its a hamster and a dildo put together.

It makes the hamster dildo. New invention

by Kinnythedildo September 26, 2017