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Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."
Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"
by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008
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poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...
Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway
by deliah May 2, 2008
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Seven Levels of Wrong

A phrase referring to the numbered levels of how fundamentally wrong a given act, person, place, item etc is. One being the lowest and Seven being a quite disgusting/horrible thing.
A man slaps a small child hard in the face. This would be a

One, or perhaps a Two at most.
The act of monging for example would fare much higher on the scale. At Level Six or Seven. From these examples you can ascertain the Range that the Seven Levels of Wrong cover.
by Gazuba January 15, 2010
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Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man
Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce
by Davie Dee March 27, 2011
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Playing the game wrong

A person that is a hoe not knowing that everybody already knew about them

A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are

A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player
by Babygirl🎀 June 30, 2014
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kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips
Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.
by I am god March 23, 2016
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spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again
i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks
by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016
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