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Winder

"Don't chu open up that winder, don't chu let out that brender"
by jvaldez April 29, 2016
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walton-wanker

a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.
that jake lad is a right walton-wanker
by wigan_lass February 4, 2009
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White Bottom Wanker

Someone who wears Adidas Originals, especially gazelles, with white soles instead of the classic gum sole or other colours.
1: “I got some new gazelles.”
2: “With white soles?”
3: “Yeah, why?”
4: “Piss off, white bottom wanker.”
by liamgallagher1991 December 27, 2022
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Thunder Wanker

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.
John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!
by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004
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wanker

A guy who jerks off without vasoline.
by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003
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wanker

someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.
big bad wanker in dublin (j.)
by missus September 1, 2003
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Wanker

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.
He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.
by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004
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