pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019

Medium Waffle

Medium Waffle. An extremely high class word in which no one can or could ever understand, unless your IQ is as high as a famous rapper, who goes by, Savage Realm. Savage Realm’s IQ is so high, that it cannot be processed by the IQ measurement machines. Legends say he is able to completely obliterate an opponent, just by thinking of the opponent. In some parts of the world he is worshipped. Go to @savagerealm to find out more about “Medium Waffle”

Dumb nibba : wyd

Savage Realm: Medium Waffle

by @LittleMeezy April 21, 2018

Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE

Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah

by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018

Waffle Kink

A joke started by quite a few Instagrammers.

-The desire to have sex with a waffle.

"Ay, did you hear that James has a waffle kink?"

by -yoyoyoyohane April 4, 2017

cunt waffle

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.

"You look like a cunt waffle."

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017

Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 2, 2017