Dusk Wood

The boner you get between 12am and 5am that you can't exactly term "Morning Wood"

"I got Dusk Wood after midnight."

"Dusk Wood, not Morning Wood."

by MythicalMews January 25, 2021

𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood

Highstar* wood : marijuana rolled in a backwood(leaf) and rolling papers

A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood

Yt:that’s a slimey(shady) 𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood
Jef: ofc

by Mystar.con February 22, 2021

night wood

morning wood...but it’s at night.

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood

by diabettt April 27, 2021

Generational wood

When one finds oneself with an erection for both a GILF and a GDILF .

I was surprised I had to hide my generational wood after that infomercial of Suzanne Somers and her granddaughter. Creepily but pleasantly surprised 👵🥒.

by Tough T is BS May 7, 2021

Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

Oliver Wood

The Batman of Tamworth

"Oliver Wood is him."

by Definitely not DJ Khaleda August 2, 2023

Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight

Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness

by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022