neuqua valley

A semi-affluent high school in Chicago's West Suburbs. It is located in Naperville, a semi-wealthy suburb on the rise. Naperville is mostly composed of educated people who couldn't afford to live on Chicago's North Shore. Most of the students that attend this school are middle-class to upper-middle class suburbinites. They compete in the Upstate Eight Conference, a semi-competitive conference in Dupage County. The average students parents at this school make roughly $80,000 a year, which is definitely above average. The demographics of this school are 77% White, 11% Asian, 6% Black, 4% Hispanic, and 2% other. Overall this is an above average school, but is not considered to be in the Top Ten Elite High Schools of Chicagoland, although they like to think they are.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Neuqua Valley, you?
Person 1: New Trier.
Person 2: Hah I'm richer than you!
Person 1: Get over yourself, Neuqua Valley isn't that rich.

by naperthrills September 1, 2008

Lehigh Valley

The third-largest metropolitan in the state of Pennsylvania, as it is known by non-Lehigh Valley residents. It consists of the cities of Allentown, Bethlehem, and Easton located in Lehigh and Northampton counties. Scrape off the gloss and it is in fact a TIME WARP. It is a place where conservative, WASPY middle-aged residents inhabit as well as younger parents with children go to raise families and clog the roads with their horrendous driving skills. The area has gained attention in recent years, as evidenced by a new casino in Bethlehem and the Promenade Shops at Saucon Valley. Yet in spite of these progressive improvements, people here are stuck in the 1950's and firmly resist change. Perhaps thats due to the fact that there are so many old people as well as gun-loving, pickup-driving hicks who think that the Gap is upscale shopping. The speed limits are set far to low as way of accommodating the slow drivers who can't merge to save their lives. Travel guides and tourism agencies boast its "proximity" to Philadelphia and New York City however there is no meaningful connection to either of those places whatsoever. The Lehigh Valley disguises itself as a peaceful middle ground between the more expensive metropolitan areas found to its south and east, when really it is just like any other decaying, Rust Belt place in Pennsylvania. People who choose to live here think that the "Valley" is the best place on earth. Don't buy into it. Move somewhere else.

Mike: "So where are you from?"
Ted: "The Lehigh Valley"
Mike: "Oh. I live in Bucks County which is ten times better and a hell of a lot closer to Philadelphia".
Ted: "Actually, I love where I live. Being surrounded by white, Republican NRA members is a blast!"

by aquarius32 December 24, 2009

Grand Valley State University

A school that is not last chance but dead close. You pay a reduced rate for a college that is filled with: Regular white people, white people who hate black people, white people who do not know what the term African American is, and white people who think capitalism in Africa will solve all their problems.

Also you pay for a Police force that shoots people because they are hyped up for even a doughnut. Some parts of the school are cool. Not really. Parties. Dont exist. Why do you think they all come to schools like Michigan State to party.

Be warned the women are either stuck up or loose. No one can hold their beer down and no one knows what liquor is or how to use it. Paranoia of "getting in trouble" (OH NOES!) is everywhere. Dont think you can enjoy a party without the host telling you to not be so loud the cops are at the door or that you have to leave because you pissed off the balcony.

"Whats going on this weekend"

"My boi is having a Golf Pros GV Hoes party wanna come?"
"Naw, I think Im going to party at State."

GV Bro: " Yeah this one time I smashed a girl with 8 shots in me. Then I went back and took two more and passed out."
MSU Bro: "Cool story bro." *Smashes a fifth then fucks the GV Bros Bitch"

GV girl: "Lets drink wine."
Western Guy: "*Slap*.....Just STFU."

Freshman: "Yeah so I calculated it out and for my major LCC looks really good then I will transfer to state."
Mom/Dad: "OH GAWDDDD NO! YOU WILL GO TO Grand Valley State University"

by yesman1990 March 9, 2011

otter valley

thee gayest school on the PLANET. it goes from dumb little seventh graders to crazy seniors. be prepared for anything....... because ANYTHING WILL happen to you there :

1: "Hey, what school do you go to?"
2: "'Otter Valley.'"

by Xx_AzinDrak_xX June 19, 2009

silicon valley

the space between the fake boobies, the twins, breasts or tits. butt chest. clevage.

check it out man. I can see silicone valley through that shirt

by killer cheese wedge February 24, 2003

Dougherty Valley High School

It's a wonderful school that restricts traditional unhealthy behaviors such as the senior cut day and April Fools prank and encourages excellence exemplified by the rigorous academic competitions and a proud-worthy API score of 907. It is known for a cooperative administration, a specialized focus on standardized tests, and active treatments to student complaints.

"Have you heard about Dougherty Valley High School?"
"Of course. I would love to go there. People set such heroic goals for themselves. What I love the most about the school is that the staff reflects the ‘Dougherty Valley High School Expected School Wide Learning Results’ beautifully by treating all people equally and not holding any bias opinions against certain individuals.”

by APGliff August 29, 2010

Y.V.H.S (yucca valley high school)

the shittiest highschool a frehman can ever go to.

joe had to go to Y.V.H.S. he said its the shittiest school you can ever go to as a freshman.

by nicky howen May 1, 2004