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Great Valley High School

Great Valley High School is a pretentious-ass school that prides themselves on "being one of the top schools of PA" but lacks the civility of aiming poop into the toilet (i’m looking at you sink-shitter).
“Hey, did you hear about that fruity rich kid at Great Valley High School?"

"Yeah, you mean all of them?"
by bonesaremoneysoaretheworms October 14, 2022
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Fort Valley State University

Fort Valley State University is one of the FLYEST HBCU’s in the United States! Fort Valley State University’s motto is to “EMPOWER the POSSIBLE.”

FVSU was founded on November 6, 1895 by 18 men who believed every human being is entitled to limitless learning.
Fort Valley State University is the NUMBER 1 PUBLIC HBCU IN GEORGIA.
by Youwishyouwereme May 16, 2022
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Putnam valley middle school

“Hey what’s your sexuality” “ oh, I go to Putnam valley middle school” “ oh nice I support you” “thanks man I really appreciate it”
by Roadside smoker December 7, 2021
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Silicon Valley Hot Pocket

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.
by Papajohnathan February 21, 2021
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great valley school district

**WARNINGS**
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED

-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes

*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*

welcome to the home of the patriots!

derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.
"i was apart of Great Valley School District and now I'm a teenage mother with aspirations of being the Top Female Trap Queen on the Main Line"
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."
by boombastia September 6, 2023
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Twin Valley middle school

A school in pennsylvania where all the little fuck boys think they are cool and are better than everybody, Also with a bunch of try hard girls named emily that nobody likes. They all smoke or drink alcohol thinking there gonna get somewhere in life.
“Why is that 5th grader vaping?” “because hes from Twin Valley Middle School.”
by Chickennoodlesoap February 19, 2022
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Waubonsie Valley High School

A rather large, green prison located in Naperville. Generally for the most violent teenagers.
"Good lord, LaTrondo is such a thug! I'll just send him to Waubonsie Valley High School"
by truthtimer February 21, 2009
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