Uncle Tom

Black only on the outside.

"Osama Bin Laden is an Uncle Tom."
"I don't even know who that's offensive to!"

by trick trickster September 28, 2005

UNCLE FAGGOT

The recognizable homosexual of the group.

After a while, it was pretty obvious that George was the Uncle Faggot of the band.

by gm102 August 13, 2003

Uncle Kracker

An evil lizard out to get sisters... But when his owner returns grins all "Lizard-Like" and pretends to be innocent. Battle call: "COO COO, ATTACK CHARLOTTE, COO COO!"

"Who's that random lizard chasing you maniacally?"

"Oh, that's my sister's lizard Uncle Kracker."

by BulletWithButterflyWings133 January 20, 2010

uncle daddy

1. N. Originally, a man who adopts a dog from the pound/humane society. 2. Now also refers to a boss, a playa, a pimp.

The vet asked if I was Mabel's uncle daddy and if I would authorize an anal exam.

The uncle daddy sez so, that's why.

by The uncle daddy February 01, 2005

uncle larry

uncle larry was the first man in space, he owned the monkey and dog who the russians sent up,larry is know to die every five to ten minutes

uncle larry died after typing google into yahoo, yahoo sent out a gang that beet him to death

by thespudballmaster September 03, 2012

Uncle Nathan

a kickass guy who like to loose his pants.

Nathan ur pants have fallen down!!!!

by ass March 02, 2005

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 08, 2004