I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
Get the Right Turn Clydemug. Never show when you're hurt, take all the pain like a CHAD. Even if it hurts very badly never show tears and just don't end up like Utahime
by #1BiggestHater September 13, 2023
Get the Turn out like Utahimemug. When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.
Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”
by Codrick January 21, 2018
Get the swiss turnmug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
Get the Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.mug. When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018
Get the key turning penismug. A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.
Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
Get the Turn-back Ponymug. Ben Watts: I'm turn them off the idea.
Riley Stokes: I love Bunnies!
Ben Watts: That doesn’t mean you need to breed them!
Riley Stokes: I love Bunnies!
Ben Watts: That doesn’t mean you need to breed them!
by Tahyari January 28, 2022
Get the Turn Them Off The Ideamug.